Fanmail for the photographer’s assistant

May 6th, 2014

Richard Gill

For those of you that have been following my exploits on a regular basis you will know that my posing and photo-bombing skills have got me into the press on several occasions in the last few weeks.  Well this week has been a mixture of good and bad news .  First the bad news my favourite toy Ron the Weasel has died.  He met a sad end after I gave him some severe shaking and his squeak turned into a sound like a damp fart.  I am allowed to use that f word? Well who cares that’s what it sounded like anyway. Shortly afterwards he developed a big rip and just fell apart at the seams.

The good news is that I received some fan mail this week.  They must have heard about Ron’s demise because inside the parcel were some new toys.  Let me tell you about the first one.  I don’t even know what kind of animal it is because it is pink and blue has short legs and a stupid grin on its face.  I guess it maybe a chameleon so I will call it Karma.  You can see it in the pictures below.  Please send me your suggestions on what type of animal it might be, and come back soon to read my post on the second toy in my parcel.